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Christmas Cheer [18 Dec 2004|02:31am]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]

[info]crystelle_02 asks:

Christmas approaches...

Do you have little parties during this occasion (like family reunions) or do you just have a dinner amongst the family (as in Mrs. Malfoy and Draco) with a little touch of grandeur in it?

I usually have the relatives over and spend time with them. And maybe getting drunk. *hangs head in shame* I've taken to getting drunk over the Holidays. Not really something I should be proud of.

*~|Crystelle Zion Mystique-Riddle|~*


Usually we play host to what I will immodestly call the gala event of the season for our inner circle of friends, if you catch my meaning. Narcissa does up the house in wondrous and spectral tones that combine a healthy mixture of glad tidings and just a hint of danger. The perfect amalgamation for any holiday, but it does give an extra boost to an otherwise dull celebration. Not to mention that it keeps young Draco on his toes when he goes hunting (and he will go hunting, I assure you) for his bounty.

Depending on the way the dates settle we either host it the week before or two weeks before Christmas day itself, leaving lesser clans to plan their festivities around ours. This is the way it is and the way it shall stay. Of course, the actual day of we spend as just the three of us content to watch Draco rip into all of the joys that we have gathered for him over the year and mock the lesser gifts from other relatives and so-called friends.

After he has exhausted himself with his new toys, we start our Christmas Dinner that is, in general, comprised of no less than 12 courses. That fills up a good portion of the rest of the day between eating and catching up on what Draco has been doing all year in school. The final present is the Christmas cracker in which Narcissa is pleased to find some manner of jewelry, Draco a new piece of dangerous magic to add to his arsenal and I enjoy my specifically brewed cologne.

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Purity of Blood [22 Jul 2004|03:55pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]
[ music | Beethoven: Symphony No.2 in D major op.36 ]

At the goading of a few I happened upon a chat board the other day. I was shocked to find that many of the young ladies and men were under the impression that I engaged in rather unnatural acts with my son.

I have spent a few days trying to understand why anyone would believe this, or even want to believe it. Perhaps it's this concept of purity of blood? Let me assure you that while many pureblood family lines become rather tangled, no one that I know of has resorted to seducing their own children. Not that it would matter in this case, a relationship of this sort would ultimately be unproductive.

Does anyone see Draco as being abused? I am strict but not abusive. And while I do give the boy everything he wishes, there are limits to that. Not that I believe he would ask for such a thing. Although we have never spoken of it, I am fairly certain that my boy has no interest in other males. I say this in spite of the further implications that my son was engaged in activities with The Boy Who Should Have Died. In fact, if even half of these rumours were true I'm not sure my son would have any time at all to study. His grades do not reflect such... distractions.

In any case, I'm sorry if that ruins your illusions or stumps you of things to talk about in your little "chat rooms" but it is the simple truth.

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Unforgettable. [28 May 2004|06:18pm]
[ mood | pensive ]

LLoud
UUnnatural
CCourageous
IInfluential
UUnforgettable
SShiny

Name / Username:


Name Acronym Generator
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For something that claims to be magical, it is rather mundane and banal. Loud? Unnatural? I suppose I do have rather preternatural good looks that speak volumes before me. The rest I suppose I can live with. What an odd tool. I saw it being passed around and thought I might test it out.

Of late owls have been flying about like mad due to the excitement of the new Muggle movie about those children and me. I still don't think the man playing me is quite as attractive as I am, but then who is? It makes a fairly good show of capturing my elegance and intelligence but I can assure you that that boy did not make me the act fool as it was represented in the last spectacle. I do not? lose control like that.

In any event, should any of you happen to see this film, do let me know if I was represented well in it, of at all. I was told that my portrayer was not in the previews so perhaps this round I shall be spared the love notes from the swooning throngs of Muggles.

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Easter [13 Apr 2004|12:07pm]
[ mood | pensive ]
[ music | Krzysztof Penderecki: Sinfonietta for Strings ]

I suppose I should post these questions as I get them as individual posts, but often I cannot be bothered with it. Today, however, I find myself with a spare moment.

[info]sploosh asks:
Since this is an "ask" journal, do you celebrate Easter, and if you do did you have a good Sunday with your family? I hope I'm not prying.

Easter is a Christian holiday, and not being Christian, not as such. As a wizard, I do not have to wait for a special day to decorate eggs. I can enchant them whenever and however I wish. It likely takes the fun out of that tradition.

Sunday was lovely, however. I had quite the chuckle at the parade of poorly-dressed Muggles parading to their local place of worship.

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Disturbing. [12 Mar 2004|12:55am]
[ mood | amused ]

I have had little to post about of late, I'd apologise but the truth is that I owe none of you anything and this journal is for myself. In any case, I have a moment to spare and an amusing story to share.

I just spent the evening trying to talk to Severus Snape about his current gloom over this random animation of him someone pointed out to him online.

http://www.eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf

He was ever so embarassed by it, as he always is by any attention he gets at all. I did try pointing out that it was positive in nature, but of course the git insists it's merely mockery. Which likely it is, but I really had better things to do than to hold his hand through his latest crisis.

I ask you, is it really that hard to maintain your hair? I find it second nature, of course. But perhaps one of you less attractive people would have some perspective to give on your troubles with cleanliness.

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Overtime [16 Jan 2004|01:54pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

It seems since this new year has started I have been busier than ever. It seems that there is some bout of illness that others seem to catch that I am impervious to. I think this comes from all of the muggle loving. They spread their diseases over the pure, or at least try to. However, instead of being praised for my holding off these common germs, I am left with extra work to do and deprived of time with my family. I would owl in myself, however, it would not do to be caught with something so common as a cold. And even if I were to catch something from this den of infection I would simply make an elixir of some sort to make it bareable. It puts me of the mind to prod a few of these layabouts with a certain unforgivable to show them the real meaning of pain.

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How Silly [02 Jan 2004|04:14am]
[ mood | infuriated ]

What a silly little quiz and how annoying that the author of it could not be bothered to spell check it. How am I to believe that I am an "Elf" when they cannot spell virtuous or provoked? In any case, my pride AND my honor are strengths of mine. Their biggest weakness is the inability to consult a dictionary.

Elf Child
You are an Elf. Honored, wise, vertuous and strong.
Keenly aware of nature, but deadly when
prevoked. Your greatest weakness is your pride,
but your strongest weapon is your honor.


What Type Of Myth Race Are You?
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I do not suffer fools. [28 Dec 2003|09:09pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

At all. I have already banned one person for being an annoying twit. I do not mind interesting banter but if all you can do is come up with lies about me and tall tales about yourself then you need to spend time with a therapist and not asking me.

But let this be a warning to you all. Cross the line and there are no excuses and no second chances. I do NOT suffer fools to post in my journal.

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Yuletide Greetings [28 Dec 2003|03:24am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

It seems that I have come out on the other side of this season none the worse for wear. I did get some lovely gifts from my family, as they are people of impeccable taste. I do enjoy the colognes that Narcissa picks out and I believe that Madame Malkin tends to set aside ascots and accessories that will coordinate with my robes for Draco to stop in and buy.

Of course I did see to Draco having the latest broom, whatever that is. My secretary finds these things out and takes his list and makes sure everything is bought and wrapped. For Narcissa, of course, it is always the platinum and emerald jewelry sets. This time I bought her hair clips to match her ring, necklace and bracelet. And of course a half dozen new dresses. She's a beautiful woman and must look perfect on my arm, of course.

In any case, I shall to bed now. Did any of you receive anything that gave you an extra bit of joy this year?

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Blinding Pain. [19 Dec 2003|05:15pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

Today I have managed to get one of those blindingly painful headaches that come from having to deal with ignorance. Once again one of my esteemed colleagues has gotten in over his head and the resulting mess somehow ends up in my competent and fashionably manicured hands.

Of course, this only happens because everyone knows that I am amongst the only people who can make sense of these proposals and other ratifications. However, reading through what I can only imagine to be the leavings of Fudge's leaf-addled brain leaves me angry and with a migraine.

And still I am not raised any higher than my place here now. I must say that though this is a stately position within the Ministry, that perhaps were I a tad less committed and able I would be in charge. Is that the way it is at your place of employment as well?

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Hectic Ministry Business [17 Dec 2003|01:23pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

It seems that I shall have to shorten my family time this Christmas for Ministry business. Not that we are Christians, mind you, but it is a time to spend with your family. And more importantly a time away from such ignorant wastrels such as Fudge. But it seems that I shall have to curtail my time in order to ensure that current raids do not sink too deeply into real Death Eater territory. It is for the long-term good, but the overages will take their toll on both sides.

But in that spirit, what shall you lot be doing over the holidays? Anyone have any particularly evil plans? Or shall you merely revel in the gluttony of presents and good food?

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I'm not sure I agree. [16 Dec 2003|11:59am]
[ mood | predatory ]

you are darkolivegreen
#556B2F

Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There's no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don't want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people's. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You'd rather get to the point than look for what's good.
the spacefem.com html color quiz


I do like this color, however I do think the world can change for me and really should. But I do like to get to the point quickly. Few people do that and I find it irritating. Just another reason to carry my cane, so I can swat people to get to the point faster. In any case, I found this quiz on [info]askvoldemort's journal. I think he is angry he didn't get a shade of green.

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Thank you. [15 Dec 2003|10:19pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

[info]askdraco's little friend [info]charlotteschaos made me a lovely web banner. I wouldn't mind if others wished to make me banners or icons as well. But I will not have a contest over it. I do not have awards to give out. In any case, do feel free to send me more graphics if you are so inclined to make them. I do not consider looking at pictures of myself a particular hardship, perhaps you would find it enjoyable to do. In any case, thank you, young lady for lending your talents to beautifying my journal.

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Do I seem angry? [15 Dec 2003|07:52pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]

I don't think I'm angry all of the time, there just were not sufficient choices for this. Many of the questions were implying something untoward between my son and I and I find that disgusting. Not only is he family, but he is my son. Who would think such a thing? We're from London, not Surrey!

angryluce.jpg
You Are Angry Lucius! You're always angry! Even
Pink Fluffy Bunnies makes you pissed off! I
love you, Luce, but you need therapy.


Which Lucius Malfoy Are You?
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In any case, I believe I have found a friend of my son's to make me a banner for the head of my journal. Unless anyone else wishes to take a stab at it. I cannot reward you in the way that the Dark Lord is. He has more minions than I do.

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Those Memes. [15 Dec 2003|12:25pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]

State your name: Lucius Malfoy

What do you want to be when you grow up: Wealthy and fabulously good looking. Oh look, and I am.

Do you look up to Laura Croft: I've never met her.

Would you ever marry a fat guy: I am already married.

What if his name was Bullwinkle: As an enticement? It doesn't help. And why does the concept of a question mark seem to be escaping you?

Do you like Rocky? Cuz I like Rocky: What? What does this mean?

Are you under thirty five and feeling a little down lately? No and no.

Do you like puppies? I don't eat them, if that's what you're implying. I am certainly no Orlando Bloom.

And now for the Pheobe Game: Who's game is this?

Alice in Wonderland or the Wizard of Oz: I don't really know what you're talking about, but anything with a Wizard in it would have to be good.

Coke or Sprite: Sprites are nasty little creatures, I suppose Coke.

Black or Blue: Black.

Buffy or Angel: I know what an angel is, but what is a Buffy?

Puppies or kitties: Both leave hair on my robes and would not last long near me.

Monkeys or Ross: I have no response to this.

Diana Ross or Ross Gellar: I have no idea who these people are. Are they Muggles?

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The Dark Lord [15 Dec 2003|11:04am]
[ mood | artistic ]

He has made a request in his journal for a web banner. See his journal [info]askvoldemort for details. I worry what shall happen should he not recieve enough entries into his contest.

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Welcome Narcissa [15 Dec 2003|12:12am]
[ mood | curious ]

It is good to see you here, my love. The family is all here.

Any further questions for me? Should I ask you all one now? Why did you friend my journal?

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This is Mine. [13 Dec 2003|11:26pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

You may ask me questions here. I may or may not respond to you. I do not have time to respond to everyone who might have an addled-brained question, but if you do, I will attempt to answer you.

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